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aargh |
accept |
accuse |
agree |
apologize |
applaud |
babble |
bat |
bcatch |
beam |
| You, if no victim: |
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You accept the proffered apology graciously. |
Accuse who?? |
You agree absolutely. |
You apologize until you are blue in the face. |
Clap, clap, clap. |
You babble endlessly. |
You bat your long, dark lashes and smile innocently. |
You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight. |
You beam delightedly at nothing in particular. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n throws back $s head and howls in profound frustration! |
$n graciously accepts the proffered apology. |
$n is in an accusing mood. |
$n agrees absolutely. |
$n apologizes profusely. |
$n gives a round of applause. |
$n babbles endlessly, won’t $e EVER shut up? |
$n bats $s long, dark lashes and smiles innocently. |
$n reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to $m. |
$n beams broadly at nothing in particular. |
| You, if victim: |
You scream your frustration and grab for $S throat with both hands! |
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You look accusingly at $M. |
You nod in enthusiastic agreement with $N. |
You might as well apologize because $E sure as hell won’t. |
You clap at $N’s actions. |
You babble to $N for hours on end. |
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You dazzle $N with your smile. |
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$n howls in frustration, and leaps for $N, trying to throttle $M! |
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$n looks accusingly at $N. |
$n nods in enthusiastic agreement with $N. |
$n apologizes to $N with a very sincere look on $s face. |
$n claps at $N’s actions. |
$n babbles to $N for what seems an eternity, how can $N stand it? |
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$n must like $N a great deal to beam at $M so broadly! |
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$n grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration! |
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$n looks accusingly at you. |
$n nods in enthusiastic agreement with you. |
$n apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness. |
$n gives you a round of applause. You MUST’VE done something good! |
$n babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping $e will shut up soon. |
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$n must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly! |
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You get even MORE frustrated when you can’t find anyone to throttle! |
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Accuse somebody who’s not even there ?? |
Sorry, your target is absent. |
Who’s that? |
You give your imaginary round of applause to your imaginary friend. |
Whom do you wish to annoy with your babble? |
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You look pretty silly beaming at imaginary friends… |
| You, on self: |
You scream in frustration at your own stupidity! |
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You accuse yourself. |
You find yourself most agreeable. |
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You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited! |
You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!! |
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Well, aren’t you special? |
| Everyone sees: |
$n screams in frustration at $s own stupidity! |
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$n finds $mself the most agreeable being alive. |
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$n applauds at $mself. Boy, are we conceited! |
$n babbles quietly to $mself. |
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$n beams at $mself, obviously pleased. |
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bearhug |
beckon |
beg |
bkiss |
bleed |
blink |
blush |
boast |
boggle |
bonk |
| You, if no victim: |
Whom do you wish to bear hug? |
You beckon for everyone to follow. |
You beg the gods for mercy. |
You blow kisses to the air. |
You bleed profusely — making a horrible mess! |
You bat your eyelashes. |
Your cheeks are burning. |
You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments. |
You boggle at the concept. |
*BONK!!!* |
| Everyone sees: |
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$n beckons for everyone to follow. |
The gods fall down laughing at $n’s request for mercy. |
$n blows kisses at no one in particular. |
$n weakly bleeds all over the floor. |
$n blinks innocently. |
$n blushes. |
$n boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion. |
$n boggles at the concept. |
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| You, if victim: |
You overwhelm $N with a great, big, hulking bearhug. |
You beckon for $N to follow — sure hope they do! |
You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M. |
You blow a kiss at $N and wonder if $E will catch it. |
You bleed on $N — ewww! |
You blink innocently at $N. |
You get all flustered up seeing $M. |
You boast to $N of all your great deeds. |
You boggle at $N. |
You bonk $N on the head for being such a moron. |
| Everyone except victim: |
$n encompasses $N in an ENORMOUS bearhug! |
$n beckons $N to follow…hmmm what’s going on? |
$n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune. |
$n blows a kiss at $N … isn’t $e so CUTE? |
$n bleeds on $N. Watch out, YOU might be next! |
$n blinks innocently at $N. |
$n blushes as $e sees $N here. |
$n boasts to $N. |
$n boggles at $N. |
$n bonks $N on the head for being such an UTTER moron. |
| Victim sees: |
$n clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug! |
$n beckons for you to follow. |
$n begs $N for a dime or two – or twenty ! |
$n blows a kiss at you and hopes you’ll blow one back at $m. |
$n bleeds on you — ewww! Get away!! |
$n blinks innocently at you. |
$n blushes as $e sees you here. Such an effect on people! |
Once again, $n boasts to you, what a bloated ego! |
$n boggles at you. |
$n bonks you on the head for being so foolish. |
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Perhaps you should shower your affections on someone who is here? |
So sorry, that person has already left. |
Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment. |
You kiss falls to the ground with no one to go to. |
Bleed on whom? |
Feign innocence for whom? |
You blush as you notice that person isn’t here. |
Your ego takes a blow. They’ve already left. |
Boggle away. They’ve left. |
*BONK* they left… |
| You, on self: |
You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation. |
You beckon to your shadow to follow. |
Begging yourself for money doesn’t help. |
You blow a kiss to yourself… isn’t the world beautiful? |
You bleed all over yourself. |
You try to convince yourself of your innocence. |
You blush at your own folly. |
You boast to yourself of all your great feats! Your own biggest fan. |
You boggle at yourself. Hmmm… intriguing. |
You bonk yourself, fool that you are. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n hugs $mself as tightly as possible. Looks like $e could use a hand. |
$n beckons to $s shadow to follow. |
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$n blows a kiss to $mself, obviously very in love. |
$n bleeds profusely all over $mself. |
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$n boasts to $mself — what an ego! |
$n boggles quietly to $mself. |
$n bonks $mself and grimaces in pain. |
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bow |
brb |
buff |
burp |
cackle |
caress |
cheer |
chortle |
chuckle |
clap |
| You, if no victim: |
You bow deeply. |
Hope to see you soon! |
You buff your nails on your cloak. |
You burp loudly. |
You cackle gleefully. |
Who do you wish to caress? |
You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth! |
Heh. |
You chuckle politely. |
You clap your hands together. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n bows deeply. |
$n will be right back! |
$n buffs $s nails on $s cloak. |
$n burps loudly. |
$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee! |
$n looks for someone to caress. |
$n cheers and sings… $e is just BURSTING with joy! |
$n chortles mischievously. |
$n chuckles politely. |
$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together. |
| You, if victim: |
You bow before $M. |
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You burp loudly to $M in response. |
You cackle gleefully at $N |
You tenderly caress $M. |
You cheer $N on and wish $M good luck! |
You chortle mischievously at $N. |
You chuckle at $S joke. |
You clap at $S performance. |
| Everyone except victim: |
$n bows before $N. |
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$n burps loudly in response to $N’s remark. |
$n cackles gleefully at $N. |
$n tenderly caresses $N. |
*Yay!* Go $N!!! $n cheers $M on. |
$n chortles mischievously at $N. |
$n chuckles at $N’s joke. |
$n claps at $N’s performance. |
| Victim sees: |
$n bows before you. |
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$n burps loudly in response to your remark. |
$n cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from $m. |
$n tenderly caresses your body. |
You are cheered on by $n… you feel so loved! |
$n chortles mischievously at you. |
$n chuckles at your joke. |
$n claps at your performance. |
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Who’s that? |
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You can’t find your victim. |
You can’t find a friend to cackle with. |
You’re S.O.L., buddy. |
Who? Huh? Where? They’re not here, that’s for sure |
Took you a while to get that….they aren’t here. |
You can’t find a friend to chuckle with. |
You clap for nothing. |
| You, on self: |
You kiss your toes. |
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You burp at yourself. |
You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT’S strange! |
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You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will |
You chortle at your own joke. |
You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would. |
You clap at your own performance. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n folds up like a jackknife and kisses $s own toes. |
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$n burps at $mself. What a sick sight. |
$n is really crazy now! $e cackles at $mself. |
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$n resorts to cheering for $mself… how sad. |
$n chortles at $s own joke. Don’t bother. |
$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would. |
$n claps at $s own performance. |
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| Name: |
collapse |
comb |
comfort |
confused |
congratulate |
conspire |
contemplate |
cough |
cover |
cower |
| You, if no victim: |
You collapse on the floor from exhaustion. |
You comb your hair – perfect. |
Do you feel uncomfortable? |
Your confusion is showing. |
You clap your hands together in approval. |
You wink conspiratorially, waiting for the countersign. |
You bite your lip contemplatively. |
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time! |
You cover your ears to protect them from the noise. |
You cower in a corner. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion. |
$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen ! |
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$n blinks slowly… |
$n claps $s hands together in approval. |
$n winks conspiratorially, waiting for the countersign. |
$n bites $s lip contemplatively. |
$n coughs loudly. |
$n covers $s ears to protect them from all the noise. |
$n cowers in a corner and whimpers softly. |
| You, if victim: |
You collapse right into $N’s arms. |
You patiently untangle $N’s hair – what a mess ! |
You comfort $M. |
You blink slowly, trying to decipher $S comment. |
You slap $N on the back on a job well done. |
You induct $M into your private conspiracy with a wink. |
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You glare at $N and cover your ears. |
You cower away from $N and $S harsh words. |
| Everyone except victim: |
$n collapses right into $N’s arms. |
$n tries patiently to untangle $N’s hair. |
$n comforts $N. |
$n blinks slowly. Maybe $N left a word out of $S sentence… |
$n slaps $N on the back on a job well done. |
$n winks conspiratorially at $N. You wonder what this can mean. |
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$n glares at $N and covers $s ears. |
$n cowers in a corner, terrified that $N will come after $m. |
| Victim sees: |
Suddenly, $n collapses into your arms from exhaustion. |
$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it. |
$n comforts you. |
$n blinks slowly. Maybe you left a word out of your sentence? |
$n slaps you on the back on a job well done. |
$n inducts you into $S private conspiracy with a wink. |
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$n covers $s ears because of you… you are TOO LOUD! |
You scared poor $n! Now $S is cowering in a corner, afraid for $s life. |
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They’ve already left, just collapse on the floor. |
That person is not here. |
Comfort who? |
No wonder you’re confused. |
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Even you conspire against yourself. |
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They aren’t here right now. |
That person is AWOL at the moment. |
| You, on self: |
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You pull your hair, but it will not be combed. |
You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself. |
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You slap yourself on back. |
$n is paranoid enough to distrust even $mself. |
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No… I don’t think so. |
You are afraid of your own shadow! |
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$n tries to comb $s tangled hair. |
$n has no one to comfort $m but $mself |
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$n cowers in the corner afraid of $s own shadow |
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cringe |
criticize |
cry |
cuddle |
curse |
curtsy |
dance |
daydream |
dismay |
drool |
| You, if no victim: |
You cringe in terror. |
Yes, but who? |
Waaaaah.. |
Who do you feel like cuddling today? |
You swear loudly for a long time. |
You curtsy to your audience. |
Feels silly, doesn’t it? |
You dream of better times. |
You shake your head in dismay. |
You drool down the front of your shirt. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n cringes in terror! |
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$n bursts into tears. |
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$n swears : @*”*&^*%@*&! !!!!! |
$n curtsies gracefully. |
$n dances wildly before you! |
$n looks absent-minded, $s eyes staring into space. |
$n shakes $s head in dismay. |
$n drools all over $mself — making a TERRIBLE mess! |
| You, if victim: |
You cringe away from $M. |
You criticize $M with all the warmth of a snake. |
You cry on $S shoulder. |
You cuddle $M. |
You swear at $M. |
You curtsy to $M. |
You lead $M to the dance floor. |
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You shake your head in dismay at $N’s strange actions. |
You drool messily on $N. |
| Everyone except victim: |
$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror. |
With a nasty grin, $n rips apart $Ns efforts. |
$n cries on $N’s shoulder. |
$n cuddles $N. |
$n swears at $N. |
$n curtsies gracefully to $N. |
$n sends $N across the dance floor. |
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$n shakes $s head in dismay at $N’s strange actions. |
$n drools upon $N. |
| Victim sees: |
$n cringes away from you. |
$n informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments. |
$n cries on your shoulder. |
$n cuddles you. |
$n swears at you! Where are the manners? |
$n curtsies gracefully for you. |
$n sends you across the dance floor. |
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$n shakes $s head in dismay at your strange actions. |
$n looks at you lustily and drools. |
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I don’t see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of? |
Where oh where has my victim gone, oh where oh where… |
Who’s that? |
They aren’t here. |
You can’t find the victim of your frustrations. |
You curtsy to no one in particular. |
Eh, WHO? |
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Nobody ’round with that name, Mister! |
Oh fine, make a pool of slobber — they aren’t even here! |
| You, on self: |
I beg your pardon? |
You criticize yourself profusely. |
You cry to yourself. |
You must feel very cuddly indeed … 🙂 |
You swear at your own mistakes. |
You curtsy to your audience (yourself). |
You skip and dance around by yourself. |
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$n shakes $s head in dismay at $mself… how strange. |
You drool down the front of your shirt. |
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$n tears $mself apart, cursing $s own stupidity. |
$n sobs quietly to $mself. |
$n cuddles up to $s shadow. What a sorry sight. |
$n starts swearing at $mself. Why don’t you help? |
$n curtsies to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m. |
$n skips a light Fandango. |
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duck |
embrace |
eyebrow |
faint |
fart |
flare |
flex |
flinch |
flip |
flirt |
| You, if no victim: |
DUCK!!!! |
Who would you like to embrace? |
You raise an eyebrow at the notion. |
You faint. |
You emit an unpleasant blast of gas. |
You flare your nostrils disdainfully. |
You flex your muscles proudly! |
EEEK… You flinch in obvious pain. |
You flip head over heels. |
You flirt outrageously. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n ducks defensively. |
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$n raises an eyebrow. |
$n faints. |
$n farts. A greenish cloud envelops $n. |
$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully. |
$n flexes $s muscles…what a stud!?! |
$n flinches in obvious pain… you wonder what $e did THIS time. |
$n flips head over heels. |
$n is an outrageous flirt. |
| You, if victim: |
You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from $N. |
You wrap your arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace. |
You raise your eyebrow at $N. |
You faint into $S arms. |
You fart at $N. Gross! |
You flare your nostrils disdainfully at $N… HOW RUDE! |
You show off to $N, flexing your muscles proudly. |
Don’t you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die? |
You flip $M over your shoulder. |
You flirt with $N trying to get $S attention. |
| Everyone except victim: |
$n ducks, anticipating $N’s reaction. |
$n wraps $s arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace. |
$n raises an eyebrow at $N’s weird actions. |
$n faints into $N’s open arms. |
$n farts on $N. Gross! |
$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at $N and turns up $s snobbish nose. |
$n flexes $s muscles, in a vain attempt to impress $N. |
$n sneaks a glance at $N and flinches. |
$n flips $N over $s shoulder. |
$n flirts with $N, hmmm wonder what $e wants? *wink* |
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$n ducks, please oh please don’t hit $m! |
$n takes you in $s arms in a warm and loving embrace. |
$n raises an eyebrow at you. |
$n just fainted into YOUR arms. |
$n farts on you! What a pig! |
$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at you… what’d you DO??? |
$n flexes $s muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you. |
$n flinches in response to your cold rebuke. |
$n flips you over $s shoulder. Hmmmm. |
$n flirts with you. |
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Your heart breaks as you realize you are alone. |
Forget it. They aren’t here. |
You fall on the floor and look stupid — really suave. |
That is very unpleasant. |
Flare if you wish, but that person isn’t here to see it. |
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Relax, $E is gone. |
You can’t find the person. |
Sorry no one here to flirt with. 🙁 |
| You, on self: |
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You try to console yourself with a loving embrace. |
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You fart on yourself, making a horrible smell. |
*Sniff* But you should LOVE yourself! |
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You can’t believe what you’ve done… |
You tumble all over the room. |
You flirt with yourself — what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!? |
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$n farts on $mself. What a pig! |
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$n twitches violently, shocked at $s own behavior. |
$n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics. |
$n flirts with $mself, wonder what $e is trying to accomplish? |
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flutter |
frown |
fume |
gack |
gasp |
giggle |
glare |
grimace |
grin |
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| You, if no victim: |
You flutter your eyelashes seductively. |
You frown disapprovingly. |
Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly. |
Gaaack! |
You gasp in astonishment. |
You giggle. |
You glare at nothing in particular. |
You grimace painfully at the thought. |
You grin evilly. |
You groan loudly. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n flutters $s eyelashes seductively. |
$n frowns. |
$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage. |
$n gacks with dismay! |
$n gasps in astonishment. |
$n giggles. |
$n glares around $m. |
$n grimaces painfully at the thought. |
$n grins evilly. |
$n groans loudly. |
| You, if victim: |
You flutter your eyelashes at $N, trying to be seductive. |
You frown at what $E did. |
You stare at $M, fuming. |
Appalled, you gack at $N. |
You gasp as you realize what $E did. |
You giggle in $S presence. |
You glare icily at $M. |
You grimace at $N. |
You grin evilly at $M. |
You groan at the sight of $M. |
| Everyone except victim: |
$n flirts with $N, flutters $s eyelashes at $M. |
$n frowns at what $N did. |
$n stares at $N, fuming with rage. |
$n gacks expressively, shooting $N a dismayed look. |
$n gasps as $e realizes what $N did. |
$n giggles at $N’s actions. |
$n glares at $N. |
$n grimaces at $n. |
$n grins evilly at $N. |
$n groans at the sight of $N. |
| Victim sees: |
$n flutters $s eyelashes at you coyly. |
$n frowns at what you did. |
$n stares at you, fuming with rage! |
$n gacks, and looks your way, dismayed. |
$n gasps as $e realizes what you did. |
$n giggles at you happily. Hope it’s not contagious! |
$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones. |
$n grimaces at you. What could be wrong? |
$n grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance. |
$n groans at the sight of you. |
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EH? Can’t see them here. |
You don’t see any reason to frown. |
Fume away… they ain’t here. |
That person isn’t here. |
You need to panic. |
You giggle by yourself, since you can’t find a partner to giggle with. |
You try to glare at somebody who is not present. |
You grimace at no one in particular. |
You must be delirious. |
You see no reason to groan. |
| You, on self: |
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You frown at yourself. Poor baby. |
That’s right – hate yourself! |
*GACK!* |
You look at yourself and gasp! |
You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you … |
You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold. |
You grimace painfully at your thoughts. |
You grin at yourself. You must be getting very bad thoughts. |
You groan as you realize what you have done. |
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$n frowns at $mself. What a sad puppy…. |
$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger. |
Appalled, $n gacks at $mself! |
$n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonishment! |
$n giggles at $mself. $e must be nervous or something. |
$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m? |
$n grimaces painfully to $mself. |
$n grins at $mself. You must wonder what’s in $s mind. |
$n groans as $e realizes what $e has done. |
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grovel |
growl |
grumble |
hand |
hiccup |
highfive |
hop |
howl |
hug |
hush |
| You, if no victim: |
You grovel in the dirt. |
Grrrrr-rrrrr… |
You grumble distractedly to yourself. |
Kiss whose hand? |
*HIC* |
You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to…umm…absolutely nothing. |
You hop around like a little kid. |
You howl at the moon. |
Hug who? |
SHHHH-HHHHH-HHHHH-HHHHH-HHH |
| Everyone sees: |
$n grovels in the dirt. |
$n growls. |
$n grumbles and growls. You wonder what’s wrong… |
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$n hiccups. |
$n wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish — very foolish indeed. |
$n hops around like a little kid. |
$n howls at the moon. |
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$n requests everyone quiet down. Shhhh-hhhhh-hh… |
| You, if victim: |
You grovel before $M. |
Grrrrr-rrrrr…. take that, $N!!! |
You grumble at $N, disgusted with their presence. |
You kiss $S hand. |
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You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to $N! |
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You howl soulfully at $N. |
You hug $M. |
You nicely ask $N to be more quiet. |
| Everyone except victim: |
$n grovels in the dirt before $N. |
$n growls at $N. Better leave the room before the fighting starts. |
$n seems to be a grumpy bear… $e is grumbling at poor $N. |
$n kisses $N’s hand. How continental! |
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$n enthusiastically high-five’s $N! |
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$n howls at $N. |
$n hugs $N. |
$n nicely asks $N to be more quiet. |
| Victim sees: |
$n grovels in the dirt before you. |
$n growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way! |
$n is grumbling at you… what’d you do? |
$n kisses your hand. How continental! |
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$n gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!! |
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$n howls soulfully at you. |
$n hugs you. |
$n kindly requests that you please quiet down. |
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Who? |
No one can see you growl that far. |
That person is presently AWOL. |
You can’t find a lady in THIS group. |
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Sorry, they have already left. |
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Who? What? Where? |
Sorry, friend, I can’t see that person here. |
Who needs to be silenced? |
| You, on self: |
That seems a little silly to me. |
You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter! |
Why bother? |
You kiss your own hand. |
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You try to give yourself a high five. What ARE you thinking? |
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You hug yourself. |
You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself. |
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$n growls at $mself. This could get interesting… |
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$n kisses $s own hand. |
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$n tries to high five $mself, but ends up looking foolish instead. |
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$n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship. |
$n covers $s mouth in an attempt to silence $mself. |
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innocent |
kiss |
kneel |
laugh |
lick |
liver |
massage |
mischievous |
mutter |
nod |
| You, if no victim: |
You innocently whistle a tune. |
Isn’t there someone you want to kiss? |
Who do you want to kneel to? |
You fall down laughing. |
You lick your mouth and smile. |
You look angrily for someone to disembowel. |
Massage what? Thin air? |
You give a mischievous smile at the trouble you have in mind. |
You mutter quietly to yourself. |
You nod. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n looks around and whistles innocently. |
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$n falls down laughing. |
$n licks $s mouth and smiles. |
$n angrily for someone to disembowel. |
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$n grins mischievously at a nasty idea. |
$n mutters something quietly to $mself. |
$n nods. |
| You, if victim: |
You look at $N and bat your eyelashes — the picture of innocence! |
You kiss $M. |
You kneel before $M. |
You laugh at $N mercilessly. |
You lick $N’s jawline delicately. |
You rip out $S liver and eat it. |
You gently massage $N’s shoulders. |
You grin mischievously at $M, thinking an evil thought. |
You mutter something to $N. |
You nod at $N. |
| Everyone except victim: |
$n bats $s eyelashes innocently at $N. |
$n kisses $N. |
$n kneels respectfully before $N. |
$n laughs at $N mercilessly. |
$n licks $N’s jawline delicately. |
$n rips out $N’s liver and eats it. |
$n massages $N’s shoulders. |
$n grins mischievously at $N. $m must be thinking something evil. |
$n looks at $N and mutters something nasty under $s breath. |
$n nods at $N. |
| Victim sees: |
$n looks at you and innocently bats $s eyelashes. |
$n kisses you. |
$n kneels respectfully before you. |
$n laughs at you mercilessly. Hmmmmph. |
$n licks your jawline delicately. |
$n rips out your liver and eats it. |
$n gently massages your shoulders – Ahhh-hhhh-hhh… |
$n grins mischievously at you. You inch toward the door. |
$n looks at you and mutters something nasty under $s breath. |
$n nods at you in agreement. |
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Don’t even TRY — they’ve already left. |
Never around when required. |
That person isn’t here. |
You can’t find the butt of your joke. |
Lick away, nobody’s here with that name. |
The object of your wrath is absent. |
You can only massage someone in the same room as you. |
You must be delirious. |
There’s nothing left for you to say, they’ve left! |
Nod your head off — they aren’t here. |
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All the lonely people 🙁 |
You try to kneel before yourself, and break both your knees. |
You laugh at yourself. I would, too. |
You lick your own eyebrows. |
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You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself. |
You grin mischievously to yourself. |
You mutter quietly to yourself. |
You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead. |
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$n tries foolishly to kneel before $mself. What a sight! |
$n laughs at $mself. Let’s all join in!!! |
$n licks $s own eyebrows. |
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$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself. |
$n grins mischievously to $mself. |
$n mutters something quietly to $mself. |
$n nods quietly to $mself. What a wacko. |
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nudge |
nuzzle |
oil |
pant |
passout |
pat |
peck |
peer |
pinch |
piss |
| You, if no victim: |
Nudge whom? |
Nuzzle who?? |
Huh? |
You pant lustily. |
You belch and pass out. |
Pat who? |
Wouldn’t you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air? |
You peer around yourself intently. |
You say, ‘A pinch of this, and a dab of that.’ |
You glare around. You are SOOOOO pissed! |
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$n pants lustily. |
$n is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated… $e burps loudly and passes out! |
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$n peers around $mself intently. |
$n says, ‘A pinch of this and a dab of that.’ |
$n glares around, looking mad as hell! |
| You, if victim: |
You nudge $M. |
You nuzzle $S neck softly. |
You drizzle some flavored hot oil on $N’s chest, and lick it off…slowly. |
You pant lustily at $M. |
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You pat $N on $S head. |
Risking a slap to the face, you give $N a peck on the cheek. |
You peer intently at $N. |
You squeeze $S bottom and grin. |
You glare at $N, utterly pissed! |
| Everyone except victim: |
$n nudges $N. |
$n softly nuzzles $N’s neck. |
$n drizzles some flavored hot oil on $N’s chest, and licks it off…slowly. |
$n looks at $N and pants lustily. |
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$n pats $N on $S head. |
$n smiles and gives $N a chaste peck on the cheek. |
$n peers intently at $N. |
$n pinches $N’s bottom and grins. |
$n glares at $N, looking mad enough to kill! |
| Victim sees: |
$n nudges you. |
$n softly nuzzles your neck. |
$n drizzles some flavored hot oil on your chest, and licks it off…slowly. |
$n looks at you and pants lustily… |
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$n pats you on your head. |
$n pecks you on the cheek, how sweet! |
$n peers at you intently. |
$n pinches your bottom and grins. |
$n glares at you. You feel afraid for your life. |
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Who? |
No.. they aren’t here.. |
That person isn’t here. |
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Who, where, what? |
I guess you scared them away… |
They aren’t here. |
You’d like to, wouldn’t you? |
Who ya pissed at? |
| You, on self: |
You nudge yourself, for some strange reason. |
I’m sorry, friend, but that’s impossible. |
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You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring. |
You must REALLY like yourself. |
You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down. |
You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming! |
You are SOOOOO pissed off at yourself! |
| Everyone sees: |
$n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake. |
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$n pats $mself on the head. |
$n tries in vain to wrap $s lips around $s cheeks. |
$n peers at $mself, crossing $s eyes in the process. |
$n pinches $mself to see if $e is dreaming! |
$n glares at $mself, looking very angry! |
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plead |
point |
poke |
polite |
ponder |
pout |
powertrip |
puke |
punch |
ramble |
| You, if no victim: |
You beg and plead to anyone who will listen. |
You point in every direction. |
Poke who?? |
You give a polite little chuckle. |
You ponder the question. |
Ah, don’t take it so hard. |
You scream ‘The PPppp-pPOOO-OoooW-WWwww-ErrRRR!’ and writhe. |
You puke…chunks everywhere!!! YUK! |
Punch whom? |
You ramble on and on. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n pleads $s case to anyone who will listen… You ALMOST feel sorry for $s. |
$n points excitedly! |
$n sticks $s fingers out. |
$n gives a polite little chuckle. |
$n sits down and thinks deeply. |
$n pouts. |
$n writhes, screaming ‘The PPppp-pPOOO-OoooW-WWwww-ErrRRR!’ |
$n pukes. |
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$n rambles on about a boring exploit. |
| You, if victim: |
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You point at $N. |
You poke $M in the ribs. |
You indicate your under-appreciation of $S joke. |
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You puke on $M. |
You punch $M playfully. |
You ramble on to $N about your past adventures. |
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$n points excitedly at $N! |
$n pokes $N in the ribs. |
$n gives a polite little chuckle to $N’s joke. |
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$n pukes on $N. |
$n punches $N playfully. |
$n blathers on and on to $N about something. |
| Victim sees: |
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$n points at you. How rude! |
$n pokes you in the ribs. |
$n gives a polite but unappreciative chuckle to your joke. |
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$n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing! |
$n punches you playfully. OUCH! |
$n tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest. |
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You point at no one in particular. |
You can’t poke someone who’s not here!. |
You can’t find a friend to chuckle with. |
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Once again? |
You can’t find your boxing partner. |
??EH?? |
| You, on self: |
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You point at yourself, obviously very confused. |
You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly. |
You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would. |
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You puke on yourself. |
You punch yourself. You deserve it. |
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$n points at $mself, obviously very confused. |
$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish. |
$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would. |
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$n pukes on $s clothes. |
$n punches $mself. Why don’t you join in? |
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raspberry |
rofl |
roll |
rose |
rub |
ruffle |
run |
salute |
scratch |
scream |
| You, if no victim: |
You stick your tongue out at … well, no one. |
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically. |
You roll your eyes in disgust. |
Who would you like to give it to? |
You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation. |
You’ve got to ruffle SOMEONE. |
You run away in terror and horror! |
You stand at attention, and give a brisk salute. |
You scratch yourself on the head… confused. |
ARRRR-RRRRR-RGH!!!!! |
| Everyone sees: |
$n sticks $s tongue out, catching a few flies in the process. |
$n falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically. |
$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted. |
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$n rubs $s hands together in greedy anticipation. |
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$n runs away in utter terror! |
$n stands at attention and gives a brisk salute. |
$n scratches $s head, looking very confused. |
$n screams loudly! |
| You, if victim: |
You give $N the raspberry… and spit all over yourself. |
You fall to the floor laughing at $N’s remark. |
You look at $N and roll your eyes in disgust. |
You give $M a pretty rose. |
You give $N a nice, long, kinky rubdown. |
You ruffle $N’s hair playfully. |
You run away from $N in complete terror! |
You raise your hand in salute to $N. |
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ARRRR-RRRRR-RGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!! |
| Everyone except victim: |
$n gives $N the raspberry… PHBT! What a mess… Spit EVERYWHERE! |
$n rolls on the floor laughing at $N’s antics! |
$n rolls $s eyes in disgust at $N. |
$n hands $N a beautiful rose. |
$n gives $N a nice long rubdown. |
$n ruffles $N’s hair playfully. |
$n runs away from $N in utter terror and horror! |
$n proffers a brisk salute to $N. |
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$n screams loudly at $N. Better leave before $n blames you, too!!! |
| Victim sees: |
You are splattered with saliva as $n gives you the raspberry… HOW RUDE! |
$n rolls on the floor laughing at your antics! |
$n rolls $s eyes at you. |
$n hands you a beautiful —‘—,–{@ |
$n gives you a rubdown, running $s hands over your tense shoulders… Mmmm… |
$n ruffles your hair playfully. |
$n runs from you, fearing for $s life! |
$n stands at attention and gives you a brisk salute. |
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$n screams at you! That’s not nice! *sniff* |
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Hang your tongue out if you like, $e isn’t here. |
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You should be disgusted with yourself because you look so foolish. |
They seem to have left. |
Shame to waste those talented hands, but they’ve already left. |
Might be a bit difficult. |
No reason to be afraid, they aren’t here. |
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Your lungs can’t reach that far! |
| You, on self: |
You try to stick your tongue out at yourself… somehow, it isn’t the same. |
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At whom do you wish to roll your eyes? |
You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad… |
You rub yourself…lingering a little too long in some places. |
You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you’re crazy. |
Are you THAT ugly? |
You feel very silly as you salute yourself. Ego? |
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You scream at yourself. Yes, that’s ONE way of relieving tension! |
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$n gives $mself a rose, don’t you feel sorry for $m? |
$n rubs $mself…what a creep! |
$n ruffles $s hair – weirdo! |
$n looks in the mirror, sees $s face, and runs away terrified! |
$n salutes $mself. What an ego! |
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$n screams loudly at $mself! Is there a full moon up? |
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scuff |
serenade |
shake |
shiver |
shrug |
shudder |
sigh |
slap |
slobber |
smile |
| You, if no victim: |
You scuff your foot sheepishly. |
You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love. |
You shake your head. |
Brrrr-rrrrr. |
You shrug. |
You shudder at the horror and repress tears. |
You sigh. |
What is the sound of one hand slapping? |
You slobber down your front. |
You smile happily. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n scuffs $s foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish. |
$n raises $s voice to serenade the world. |
$n shakes $s head. |
$n shivers uncomfortably. |
$n shrugs helplessly. |
$n shudders at the horror and represses tears. |
$n sighs. |
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$n slobbers all over $mself. |
$n smiles happily. |
| You, if victim: |
You scuff your foot, avoiding $N’s gaze. |
You raise your voice in a loving serenade to $N. |
You shake $S hand. |
You shiver at the thought of fighting $M. |
You shrug in response to $S question. |
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You sigh as you think of $M. |
*thwock!* You slap $N ringingly. |
You slobber on $N. |
You smile at $M. |
| Everyone except victim: |
$n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids $N’s gaze. |
$n raises $s voice in a loving serenade to $N. |
$n shakes $N’s hand. |
$n shivers at the thought of fighting $N. |
$n shrugs in response to $N’s question. |
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$n sighs at the sight of $N. |
*thwock!* $n slaps $N! |
$n slobbers on $N Yuck |
$n beams a smile at $N. |
| Victim sees: |
$n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids your gaze. |
$n serenades you, you are swept away by $s voice. |
$n shakes your hand. |
$n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you. |
$n shrugs in response to your question. |
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$n sighs as $e thinks of you. Touching, huh? |
$n slaps you stingingly. |
$n slobbers disgustingly on you. |
$n smiles at you. |
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They aren’t here. |
The one that you wish to serenade has left you to sing to yourself. |
Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn’t seem to be here. |
You don’t see any reason to shiver. |
You shrug to no one in particular. |
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You really sigh, since you don’t see your friend. |
How about slapping someone in the same room as you ?? |
Slobber on WHOM? |
There’s no one by that name around. |
| You, on self: |
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You sing a loud serenade to yourself. What type of person are you?! |
You are shaken by yourself. |
You shiver to yourself? |
You shrug to yourself. |
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You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely. |
You slap yourself, silly you. |
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You smile at yourself. |
| Everyone sees: |
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$n serenades $mself. What an ego! |
$n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly. |
$n scares $mself to shivers. |
$n shrugs to $mself. What a strange person. |
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$n sighs at $mself. What a sorry sight. |
$n slaps $mself, really strange … |
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smirk |
snap |
snarl |
sneeze |
snicker |
snore |
snort |
snuggle |
sob |
spit |
| You, if no victim: |
You smirk. |
DAMN! You snap your fingers. |
You grizzle your teeth and look mean. |
Gesundheit! |
You snicker softly. |
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. |
You snort derisively. |
Who? |
You sob quietly to yourself. |
You spit in utter disgust. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n smirks. |
$n snaps $s fingers. |
$n snarls angrily. |
$n sneezes. |
$n snickers softly. |
$n snores loudly. |
$n snorts derisively. |
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$n sobs in misery. |
$n spits in utter disgust! |
| You, if victim: |
You smirk at $S saying. |
You snap back at $M. |
You snarl at $M. |
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You snicker with $M about your shared secret. |
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You snort derisively at $N. |
You snuggle $M. |
You sob quietly to yourself because $N has hurt your feelings so badly. |
You spit on $N…you’re gross! |
| Everyone except victim: |
$n smirks at $N’s saying. |
$n snaps back at $N. |
$n snarls at $N. |
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$n snickers with $N about their shared secret. |
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$n snorts derisively at $N. |
$n snuggles up to $N. |
$n sobs quietly to $mself because $N was a jerk! |
$n spits on $N. |
| Victim sees: |
$n smirks at your saying. |
$n snaps back at you! |
$n snarls at you, for some reason. |
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$n snickers with you about your shared secret. |
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$n snorts at you. |
$n snuggles up to you. |
You feel like a cad because you’ve made $n sob. |
$n spits on you — how gross! |
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You want to smirk to whom? |
You must be very agitated. |
No need to snarl! |
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Snort at whom? |
They aren’t here. |
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Your victim isn’t here. |
| You, on self: |
You smirk at yourself. Okay….. |
You snap yourself to attention. |
You snarl at yourself. |
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You snicker at your own evil thoughts. |
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You snort derisively at yourself. |
You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep. |
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You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh? |
| Everyone sees: |
$n smirks at $s own ‘wisdom’. |
$n snaps $mself to attention. |
$n snarls at $mself. |
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$n snickers at $s own evil thoughts. |
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$n snorts derisively at $sself. |
$n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep. |
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squeal |
squeeze |
squirm |
stagger |
stare |
starve |
stretch |
strut |
sulk |
support |
| You, if no victim: |
You squeal with delight! |
Where, what, how, WHO ??? |
You squirm like the worm that you are. |
You stagger blindly around the room. |
You stare at the sky. |
You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity. |
You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs. |
Strut your stuff. |
You sulk. |
You fully support the plan. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n lets out a sudden squeal of delight! |
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$n squirms like a worm on a hook. |
$n staggers blindly around the room. |
$n stares at the sky. |
$n is withering before your eyes! Starvation! |
$n stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn’t it? |
$n struts proudly. |
$n sulks in the corner. |
$n fully supports the plan. |
| You, if victim: |
You look at $N and squeal with delight! |
You squeeze $M fondly. |
You squirm at $N, trying to wrap your tentacles around $M. |
You stagger toward $N as the room begins to spin. |
You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes.. |
You throw yourself upon $S mercy, begging for food. |
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You strut to get $S attention. |
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You hug $M supportively and smile. |
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$n squeals with delight at $N. |
$n squeezes $N fondly. |
$n squirms at $N, desperately trying to leech from $M. |
$n staggers into $N. |
$n stares dreamily at $N. |
$n begs $N for food. One would think that magic would have cured hunger by now… |
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$n struts, hoping to get $N’s attention. |
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$n hugs $N supportively and smiles. |
| Victim sees: |
$n looks at you and squeals with delight! |
$n squeezes you fondly. |
$n squirms toward you, reaching at you with $S tentacles. |
$n staggers blindly into you. |
$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes. |
$n is starving before your eyes! Could you spare some food, please? |
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$n struts, hoping to get your attention. |
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$n hugs you supportively and smiles. |
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Stagger into whom!?!? |
You stare and stare but can’t see that person anywhere… |
Sorry, but that person isn’t around — looks like you’ll starve. |
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You don’t see an audience. |
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Sorry, friend, I can’t see that person here. |
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You squeeze yourself – try to relax a little! |
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You stare dreamily at yourself – enough narcissism for now. |
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You strut to yourself, lost in your own world. |
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You hug yourself sadly. |
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$n stares dreamily at $mself – NARCISSIST! |
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$n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world. |
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$n hugs $mself sadly. Perhaps you could help? |
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sweep |
swoon |
tackle |
tease |
thank |
thirst |
threaten |
tickle |
tight |
tip |
| You, if no victim: |
You look at your empty arms and sigh. |
You swoon. |
You’re going to tackle everyone in the room?! |
What a tease. SHEESH. |
Thank you too. |
You smack your dry, parched lips, hoping for hydration! |
You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence. |
Whom do you want to tickle? |
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You tip your hat gallantly. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n looks at $s empty arms and sighs. |
$n swoons in absolute ecstasy. |
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$n looks around for someone to tease. |
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$n smacks their dry lips, hoping for hydration. |
You feel threatened in the presence of the great $n. |
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$n gallantly tips $s hat. |
| You, if victim: |
You sweep $M into your arms and kiss $M long and deeply. |
You look at $N and swoon in ecstasy. |
You tackle $N playfully. |
You tease $N in a playful way. |
You thank $N heartily. |
You beg $N for a drink from their waterskin. |
You stand tall as you threaten $N. |
You tickle $N. |
You hold $M tightly in your arms. |
You tip your hat to $N. |
| Everyone except victim: |
$n sweeps $N into $s arms and kisses $M long and deeply. |
$n looks at $N and swoons in ecstasy. |
$n playfully tackles $N. |
$n sticks $s tongue out at $N. |
$n thanks $N heartily. |
$n begs $N for a sip from their waterskin. |
$n threatens $N forcefully. |
$n tickles $N. |
$n holds $N tightly in $m arms. |
$n gallantly tips $s hat to $N. |
| Victim sees: |
$n sweeps you into $s arms and kisses you long and deeply. |
$n looks at you and swoons in ecstasy. |
$n brings you down in a playful tackle! |
$n sticks $s tongue out at you. |
$n thanks you heartily. |
$n begs you for a sip from your water skin. |
$n threatens you… oooooooh scary *laugh* |
$n tickles you – ho ho ho. |
$n holds you in $m arms. |
$n gallantly tips $s hat to you. |
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The object of your kiss is absent. |
Who? |
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Tease whom? |
No one answers to that name here. |
Are you that thirsty? |
Whom do you wish to intimidate? |
Who is that?? |
Sorry, friend, I can’t see that person here. |
But there is no one here to impress?!?! |
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You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH. |
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to ! |
You hopelessly plead with yourself for some water. |
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You tickle yourself, how funny! |
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$n teases $mself. |
$n thanks $mself since you won’t. |
$n begs $mself for a drink of water…to no avail. |
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$n tickles $mself. |
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toast |
tweak |
twiddle |
twitch |
view |
voodoo |
wait |
wave |
whap |
whine |
| You, if no victim: |
You raise a glass of champagne in a toast. |
Tweak who? |
You patiently twiddle your thumbs. |
You twitch nervously. |
You sit back and watch the world go by. |
Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person. |
You wait patiently. |
You wave. |
Whap who? |
You whine to anyone who will listen to you. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n raises $s glass of champagne in a toast. |
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$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs. |
$n twitches nervously. |
$n kicks back and enjoys the view. |
$n looks hostile for a moment. |
$n waits patiently. |
$n waves happily. |
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$n whines pathetically to anyone who will listen. |
| You, if victim: |
You raise your glass of champagne to $S. |
You gently tweak $S cheek. Isn’t $E so CUTE? |
You twiddle $S ears. |
You twitch involuntarily at $N’s presence. |
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You stare daggers at $N, jabbing pins into $S effigy. |
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You wave goodbye to $N. |
You whap $N upside the head! |
You whine to $M, hoping desperately that at least $E will give a damn. |
| Everyone except victim: |
$n silently toasts $N. |
$n tweaked $N’s cheek… don’t they look so adorable together? |
$n twiddles $N’s ears. |
$N must really be getting to $n… |
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$n glares balefully at $N while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll. |
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$n waves goodbye to $N. |
With a resounding WHAP!, $n reprimands $N. |
$n whines pathetically to $N. |
| Victim sees: |
$n silently toasts you. |
$n lovingly tweaks your cheek. It reminds you of Grandma… sniff… |
$n twiddles your ears. |
$n notices you and twitches. |
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Your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull! |
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$n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey. |
HEY! $n whaps you upside the head! |
$n whines pathetically to you. What a loser! |
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Your object of praise is absent. |
*Sniff* That cheek seems to be missing. |
You don’t see the person here. |
Nervous? They aren’t even here. |
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Your hatred finds no such target. |
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They didn’t wait for you to wave goodbye. |
Whiff… |
They really don’t care. |
| You, on self: |
You grin evilly and toast yourself. |
You can’t DO that. |
You twiddle your ears like Dumbo. |
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You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll! Agony! |
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Are you going on adventures as well?? |
Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head. |
You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n grins evilly and toasts $mself. |
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$n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo. |
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$n jabs a pin into $s own voodoo doll, and twitches in agony! |
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$n waves goodbye to $mself. |
Biff! $n whaps $mself upside the head! |
$n whines to $mself. At least $e isn’t bitching to YOU. |
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whistle |
wince |
wink |
wonder |
worry |
worship |
wrestle |
yae |
yawn |
yodel |
| You, if no victim: |
You whistle appreciatively. |
You wince in agony. |
Have you got something in your eye? |
You wonder about how things could have been. |
You worry about what’s going to happen. |
You prostrate yourself and worship the gods! |
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You sigh, burdened with yet another eeeediot. |
You must be tired. |
You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n whistles appreciatively. |
$n winces in agony. |
$n winks suggestively. |
$n gets a blank stare on $s face. What could $e be wondering about? |
A troubled look suddenly crosses $n’s face. Wonder what’s wrong? |
$n prostrates $mself and worships the gods! |
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$n sighs, burdened with yet another eeeeediot. |
$n yawns. |
$n begins to yodel: HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!! |
| You, if victim: |
You whistle at the sight of $M. |
You look at $N and wince at $S remark. |
You wink suggestively at $N. |
You look at $N and wonder what will happen. |
You look at $N worriedly. |
You fall on your knees and worship $N. |
You wrestle $M to the floor and pin $M there. |
You sigh at $N, burdened with yet another eeediot. |
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$N covers $S ears as you begin to yodel. |
| Everyone except victim: |
$n whistles at the sight of $N. |
$n winces at $N’s remark. |
$n winks at $N. |
$n looks at $N and wonders…. |
$n looks at $N with a troubled gaze. |
$n falls on $s knees and worships $N. |
$n wrestles $N to the floor, pinning $M there. |
$n sighs at $N, clearly not impressed with their intelligence. |
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$n yodels to $N. |
| Victim sees: |
$n whistles at the sight of you. |
$n winces at your remark. |
$n winks suggestively at you. |
$n looks at you quizzically. |
$n looks at you worriedly. |
$n falls to the ground and worships you. |
$n wrestles you to the floor and pins you. |
$n sighs at you, clearly not impressed with your intellect. |
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$n yodels to you…you cringe and turn away. |
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You don’t see nothing special to whistle at. |
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No one with that name is present. |
You wonder what would have happened had they been here. |
Well they obviously aren’t worried — they left! |
You can’t worship someone who isn’t here. |
Sorry, friend, I can’t see that person here. |
Who feels stupid now? |
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That person just escaped! |
| You, on self: |
You whistle a little tune to yourself. |
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You wink at yourself ?? – what are you up to? |
You wonder about yourself and your purpose here. |
You worry about what’s going to happen. |
You worship yourself. |
You wrestle with your conscience. |
You look at yourself cross-eyed, and feel very stupid. |
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Well, it’s up to you if you want to damage your hearing. |
| Everyone sees: |
$n whistles a little tune to $mself. |
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$n winks at $mself – something strange is going on… |
A blank stare crosses $n’s face. What could $e be wondering about? |
A troubled look suddenly crosses $n’s face. Wonder what’s wrong? |
$n worships $mself. |
$n wrestles with $m conscience. |
$n sighs at $mself, and looks very, very stupid. |
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$n yodels to $mself. What a sado-masochist. |
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